The female ego is simply way too fragile to absorb the shock of ... a brutal self-assessment.

Dating Market Value Test For Women
<http://roissy.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/>

A note on BMI:

I used the 1959 Met Life height-weight insurance charts as guides as they
are the most accurate (before American "grade inflation" made obese the
new normal).
A 5′10″ 140 lb woman would have a BMI of 20.1, which puts her well within
the most desirable BMI category.

If you are a woman, this test will measure your dating market value. The
higher the number, the better quality man you can catch. The lower the
number, the more likely you will find yourself surrounded by cats. Unlike
the male version
<http://roissy.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/dating-market-value/> of this test,
here I have added a sliding scale to some of the questions because this
better reflects the outsized importance that certain factors have on a
woman's total sexual value.

Guys, you may take this quiz for your girlfriends or wives to see if you
have settled for tepid sex once a week or if you always get hard looking at
her and never forget her birthday.

1. How old are you?
2. How important is makeup to your appearance?
3. What is your IQ? (This relates tangentially to your ability to connect
emotionally with a man.)
4. Your breast size is:
5. Your breasts look firm and pert when you wear:
6. How long are your legs in relation to your height?
7. What is the shape of your ass?
8. How flat is your stomach?
9. How toned are your upper arms?
10. How big are your hands?
11. Where is there hair on your body?
12. Get a tape ruler and measure around your waist and your hips. Divide
your waist number by your hip number. This ratio is:
13. What is your BMI?
(Go here <http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/bmi-calculator/NU00597> to
calculate your BMI. The scoring of female BMI varies somewhat from that of
male BMI because aesthetics, not just general health, have to be taken into
consideration.)
The next ten questions are the section of the test that measures your facial
beauty. Since so much of a woman's dating market value resides in the
appeal of her face, I have chosen to examine some traits in finer detail.
14. On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty are you?
15. How clear is your skin?
16. Do you have any noticeable deformities?
17. How full are your lips?
18. How high is your forehead?
19. How long is your jawline from ear to chin?
20. How big is your chin?
21. How big is your nose?
22. In proportion to the size of your face, are your eyes:
23. Is the distance between your eyes?

The bottom line on female facial beauty is that as the lower half of her
face becomes smaller and more delicate, making her eyes and cheekbones
appear more prominent, the better looking she will be.

The final eleven questions measure your femininity, sexiness, and pleasing
personality traits. This is the closest to "game" that women have at
their disposal. It isn't much, which is why the scoring is lowest in this
section.

24. You frequently wear sexy lingerie, even when not prepping for a hot
date.
25. When someone gets hurt you are the first to ask if they are OK and to
deliver aid if needed.
26. You are highly competitive and often play co-ed team sports.
27. When a guy approaches you in a bar, regardless of your attraction for
him, you:
Smile and look at him: +1 point
Pretend like you don't notice him coming: 0 points
Frown and tell him you're talking to your friends before he even
gets a chance to say Hi: -1 point
28. On a first date the check arrives for dinner and drinks. You:
Offer to split the check or even pay in full: +1 point
Smile and thank the guy when he pays for the check: 0 points
Forget to thank him after he pays for your ungrateful ass: -1 point
29. You are about to have sex with a guy for the first time. He undresses
and his penis is small. Do you:
Tell him how great his cock looks and feels? +1 point
Say nothing: 0 points
Look surprised and stifle a laugh: -1 point
30. You think blowjobs are:
Great! You give them spontaneously and there's never any doubt how
much you enjoy it: +1 point
An obligation: 0 points
Gross. You gave one after your BF proposed and spit it on his
shoes: -1 point
31. Do you do anal?
Yes, and it makes me come to know how much it pleases my man: +1
point
Only when I get really drunk: 0 points
Never. It's an exit only: -1 point
32. The number of sex positions you have tried is:
3 to 10: 0 points
Missionary and doggy style only: -1 point
I'm a contortionist: +1 point
33. How often do you curse?
I think I said damn once: +1 point
I blurt out fuck and shit a few times a week: 0 points
My mouth is a gutter: -1 point
34. You'd best describe your sense of fashion as:
I'm a label whore: -1 point
I hide my body under baggy tees and ill-fitting jeans: -1 point
I wear casual clothing that flatters my figure: 0 points
I wear stylish clothing on weeknights and I can handle heels over 3
inches: +1 point
My flip flops have my foot imprint in them: -2 points

SCORING

There is a minimum of -83 points and a maximum of 64 points to earn based on
the questions asked. The reason the minimum score goes lower than the
maximum score goes high is because there are a few things, such as gross
obesity, old age, or a major facial deformity, that seriously negatively
impact a woman's overall rating to the point of market extinction.

The scoring breaks down as follows:

-83: You are proof that God does not exist, but that Satan does.

-82 to -56: You're an omega. If it makes you feel better you will have
your choice of male omegas to bang.

-55 to -40: The majority of men are disgusted by the sight of you. Your
kind will suffer most when our sexbot overlords arrive. Losers hit on you
constantly figuring they have a chance.
-39 to -20: You were born to cockblock. But you'll manage to marry a
table scrap.

-19 to -5: Lesser beta. The men you want make fun of you out of earshot.
You spend many years learning how to settle for mediocre betas.

-4 to 14: Classic beta. Your hot friends always gets hit on first, but if
you really tramp it up you can snag a slightly better than average guy to
take you home for a single night of commitment.

15 to 29: Greater beta. More than a few attractive guys will approach you.
But if your personality is flawed you risk becoming a pump and dump victim.

30 to 43: You are officially a nascent alpha female. A lot of quality guys
will hit on you and you will be able to pick and choose at your leisure.
But don't push it. You're not quite hot enough to string guys along
forever.

44 to 55: You're a bona fide hottie. Nearly every guy who meets you
agrees you are a hottie. So does every girl. This puts you in the top 1%
of worldwide womanhood. With great power comes great responsibility, so try
to limit the number of men you torture with blueballs and LJFB rejections to
fewer than 100 in your social circle. As long as you are not a complete
bitch, marriage with a top quality man will come easily to you.

56 to 63: Guys want you, girls want to be you. You are just short of
perfection, which paradoxically means you will get hit on more than the
super alpha females. You are a player's greatest challenge, and his
greatest reward, because unlike the perfect woman there is still something
human about you. Sex, love, security, commitment, easy living… you have it
all. Only your demons can defeat you.

64: Super Alpha. The world is yours. Life is an endless parade of joy and
excitement. Your power is illimitable… for now.

I hope everyone noticed what was missing from this test:

Your job.
The amount of money you make.
Your accomplishments.
Your social status and number of friends.
Your deep and profound worldview.

Unlike the men who took my Male Dating Market Value test, I do not expect
*any* women to be completely honest with themselves taking the Female Dating
Market Value test.
The female ego is simply way too fragile to absorb the shock of such a
brutal self-assessment.
Therefore, I will be mentally subtracting 10 points from every woman who
posts her score here in the comments.

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