Alternative exchange for newly divorced:
F: So, do you want to have children?
ND: Yes, I’d really like to.
F: So, what do you think about me?
ND: I’m not sure we’d work out. I only date age appropriate women.
F: But I’m the same age as you!
ND: Yeah, I’m sorry, I should have explained that. By “age appropriate” I mean women 10-20 years younger than me. Nice meeting you! NEXT!
“Everyday I try to find a feminist and ruin her day.”