"Everyday I try to find a feminist and ruin her day."

Alternative exchange for newly divorced:

F: So, do you want to have children?

ND: Yes, I’d really like to.

F: So, what do you think about me?

ND: I’m not sure we’d work out. I only date age appropriate women.

F: But I’m the same age as you!

ND: Yeah, I’m sorry, I should have explained that. By “age appropriate” I mean women 10-20 years younger than me. Nice meeting you! NEXT!

“Everyday I try to find a feminist and ruin her day.”

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/03/04/feminist-icons-starting-to-crack/