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2009/09/14

How Adam Got Eve...

How Adam Got Eve

 

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.



How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.




So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'


Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


God said that He was going to make Adam a companion


And that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,


And when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you







She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,


And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.


She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and


passion whenever you need it.'






Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'


'An arm and a leg.'

 

 

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib 

Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!







Send to all the men who need a good laugh

and the women you think can handle it.





 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 



 

 


 

 

 


 
 


 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2009/09/13

KCA NEWSLETTER - ADDENDUM

Dear KCA members, and Friends of Canada,

We had to bring a small change to the central part of the KCA Newsletter: the Poster and the Registration form.

Please use the NEW fax number (in this Addendum: 06 6319 1968)  to reserve your place for the KCA Thanksgiving, on October 11.

The Registration Form comes as part of the PDF file and as a Word file (for those who prefer to type their reservation).

See you ALL at THANKS-GIVING,

Gerard Levesque

PS      The OLD fax number (in the original Newsletter) will cease working in a few days.

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2009/09/12

The anti Political Correctness Counter-revolution has begun

Political correctness

The Counter-revolution has begun

September 7, 2009 in exposing feminism

You do not have to go all the way in supporting the English Democrats party, whose silly proposal for an English parliament would add another superfluous layer to already excessive government, to raise a glass to Peter Davies, the partys elected Mayor of Doncaster. Davies, the father of Tory MP Philip Davies, is one of just 11 directly elected mayors and he is enjoying increasing media exposure because of his outrageous agenda which, against all the tenets of consensual British politics, consists of doing what the public wants.

In his first week in office he cut his own salary from £73,000 to £30,000, which is putting ones money where ones mouth is. He also scrapped the mayoral limousine. He is ending Doncasters twinning with five towns around the world, an arrangement which he describes as “just for people to fly off and have a binge at the councils expense”. He intends now to reduce (thats right, reduce) council tax by 3 per cent this year.

The “diversity” portfolio has been abolished from the councils cabinet.

From next year no more funding will be given to the towns “Gay Pride” event, on the grounds that people do not need to parade their sexuality, whatever it may be, at taxpayers expense. Black History Month, International Womens Day and the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender History Month are similarly destined to become history.

http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/